Taking my horse to hospitalal
finding it full of Chinese doctors
& Chinese junks.
Barging in from the canal side of the building, I found out they weren’t dealing with a full deck & they would treat me with sweetmeats
& things that go ‘Bump’ in the night.
Picking my name from a hat
& spinning a roulette wheel, they sent me for three days of dominos & needle aversion therapy.
Needless to say,
I caught the cure & a cold,
but now,
I’m addicted to Chow Mein
liquidised & served through a syringe.